800 million voters... let me simplify, 80 crore voters. Thats around 11% of the total population of all races that call themself collectively as humans, including Aaptards, Dongressias and Hindas.
Indians are very familiar with the first two categories. Let me give a small glimpse for those who dont know what these terms mean.
Aaptard - an aap party follower and is retarded, aap-tard. A person is described an aaptard when : they are pessimistic about everything, they are capable of complaining about any damn thing under the sky, they move in herds and they love to protest instead of doing anything constructive. If you recently posted a snap of some pothole near your home in fcebook, instead of contacting the correct govenrment department you mostly belong to the highly evoled race of Aaptards.
Dhongressia - a congress party follower who himself a dhongi (fraud) or is fooled by some other dhongi.
A person is described as Dhongressia when : they are apathetic about misgovernance, they are indifferent to economic condition of the country and are influenced by micro-managed populism and mesmerized by cheery talk. If you usually avoid watching news channels that bash Congress for bad governance and prefer watching soup operas instead, you might be one.
Hinda - there is no such term... ok, until now, let me coin it. A hindu gunda. Though the term may seem like it is a gunda who is hindu, nope, that's not what I mean. Let me describe what I mean by this new term.
A person is described as a Hinda when : they worship and adore a person (henceforth will be referred as god) to such an extent that they become intolerant to any hint of criticism to the god. They spend their day preaching the holiness of the god and bashing anyone sketical about it. They blindly believe that their god is flawless and anyone doubting that should be punished if not annihilated. You may fall in this category if you feel like unfriending the Aaptards and Dhongressias in Facebook.
In my opinion the third is a bigger concern than the first two. Worshipping a person is a behavior that would be an outcome of hopelessness. We all must not forget that the previous generation created the Dhongress due to worship of Indira. Hindas become dhongressias when they grow old. The jingoism of today will lead to complacency of tomorrow. The voters instead of being observers are becoming part of the polity in this digital age. This thinning of voters will virtually create a fuedal structure, divided as tribes, and elections will be like social media clan wars. The prestige of the tribesman will be of utmost importance over governance. The 11% will rally for 3 men.
It is not too late to move to another race, let me introduce it to you, not my creation but I can be its first preacher.
Citizen - a citizen is one who lives in a city... just kidding. Let me describe what political activities a citizen should be involed in - none. Thou shall not promote poltical figures. We should be observers of governance, contribute constructively when we can and avoid engaging in shame-game like yellow journalists. If we got some proof of corrpution we should better yell in court instead of Facebook.
Avoid worship of Indira, Modi, Sachin, Salman and other such gods. Better like good people's good work and try to improve instead to worship and quarrel. When we are not doing any thing constructive just because we have the voting rights does not justify baseless criticisms or shaming other races.
I invite all aaptards, dhongressias and hindas to join the race of citizens and escape the trap they are in.
~ Mad Bani
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