Apun ko na bindas jeeneka mangta hai! Aahtt baje aram se uttneka, biwi chai banake aaeli hoegi.
Bacha party sab subah school gaele hoenge, koi khich khich karne ko nai hoenga.
Aaram se naha dhoke, nasta karke, tie laga ke apun niklennga office ko, apun ke Honda Civic mein, fultu AC wala, aagge bhi AC, pichu bhi.
Yeda log Radio bhi lagake diela hai speaker wala!
Kholi ke parking se nikalke chala apun mast makhan jaise road pe. Kya road banela hai baap!
Apun ke municipality ke paas bahut maal padela hai, apun ke haath lagjae to sala tin char taj mahal bana daalta.
Fhikar not bhidu apun ke company mein bhi kum paisa nai hai, bahut profit hoela hai. Agle saal Rolls Royce Phantom maangta hai apun ko, Honda Civic sala common man car hogaela hai.
“Yeeee baajooo hatt! Yeda biker kidhar ghusata hai! Janta hai apun kon hai? Dunga ek rakhke samajh mein aaega tere ko!” “Yeda Saaa!”
Time khoti karte hein, paidal bhagana chaiye inko! Bhikari kahinke! Inko to thok dalna chaiye.
Chal apun ke company ka parking aagaela, fhir gate pe time khoti, apun ka thobda yaad karne ka na… roz roz kaiko laptop pass dekhte hein, apun ka hero mafhik chaira yaad nahi hoela inko?
Hat! Kitna upar jana padta hai parking ke liya, haath dukkhta hai stayring ghooma ghoom ke.
Chal jaldi se sidi utar ke niche se cycle khatam hone se paile ek pakad leneka. Bas sahi, ek aakhri bacha tha mil gaya. Ab bindas cycle pe baitha aur aaram se apne building pahunch gaya.
Mast hai pura down down, peidal bhi nahin marna padenga, bas cycle pe baithe raine ka, Otomatic building ke samne pahuchela hai. Mainat nahin lagta ;). Mast idea lagaya hai company ne.
Ab kya mast lift mein apne cubicle tak jane ka. Ye sala makhi machar ke tarah bhid karte hein log lift mein, apun ko kya, apna to 1st floor, paile hi nikal jaane ka. Ab company lift banela hai to use to karna maangta hai na… sidi kaeko leneka? Bhid hota lift mein to hone de na, apun to 1st floor pe nikal jaana hai, 6th floor waloon ko late hoela hai to sidi se janeka, unka taklif hai, apun ko kya?
Apun ka cubicle bhi bindas AC wala hai, ek dum fultu AC, upar niche pura mast thanda. Fhatak se phone lagaya ghar aur joru ko bol dala ki office pahunch gaela hai; phone bhi free ka, sai hai! Company sab de dala hai apun ko. Fhir apun phone ka speaker mast full volume laga dala speaker pe, aur ek ek karke sab ka status puch dala.
Fhir dost logon ke saath coffee pineka. Free ka coffee, bindas piya char cup, pura pet bharke.
Fhir kya thoda cubicle mein jhak mara, lunch ke baad so gaya aaram ek ghanta. Shaam mast chip khaya canteen jake. Bacha party ke liye chocolate karida aur nikal gaya apun ke gadi mein.
Fhir wahi nautaki traffic! Bus wale road ko jam karele hein. Bhikari log bus mein aate hein! Car lene ka aukat nai hai! Bus mein aate hein, aur traffic jam kar dete hein. Apunke bache log ghar pe wait karele hein ki apun kab chocolate lake aaega aur yeh log slow kar deta hai apun ko. Sab ek ek kidde hein! Saaf kardena chaiye inko!
Chal pahunch hi gaya akhir ghar. Bacha log chocolate khao aur chup chap homework karo, apun ko T20 dekhne ka hai koi disturb nahin karna mangta, samjha kya?
Yieh! Khana laga! Bhook lagi hai apun ko, late kiya to dekhna, samjhi kya? Aaj kal ke gharwalion ka pucho mat, nakhra bahut hai, khana jaise taise bana ke padosh ke aurtoon ke saath gupsap karneko jate hein.
Arre chalu Hogaya! Ab dekh Dhoni kya udata hai! Ye chai la! Khana khake sone ko nahin maangta hai, samjhi na! Kya shot hai baap! Yeh to Dhoni style chaka hai bhidu!
Aur maar! Uda daal! Sahi fhir chaka! Aaj to 20 over mein 400 bana dalo! Haan aur maar! Yeh sala bouncer marta hai, No ball de! Yeda umpire, paisa khake aajate hein! Yeh sab ke sab Gore log bahut hi baiman hote hein! Inko to thok dena chaiye. Arre Yeh kya! Lbw kaise de diya yeh! Match fixers hein sab ke sab! Yeh le fhir se! Hhuatt! Ufff! India haar gai!!!
Chal ab thoda paiir daba de! Neend aarahi hai, kal fhir office jana padega. Petrol kitna menga hogaela hai, car ki servicing bhi karani hai. Zzz….. Zzz….. Zzz.…
Bacha party sab subah school gaele hoenge, koi khich khich karne ko nai hoenga.
Aaram se naha dhoke, nasta karke, tie laga ke apun niklennga office ko, apun ke Honda Civic mein, fultu AC wala, aagge bhi AC, pichu bhi.
Yeda log Radio bhi lagake diela hai speaker wala!
Kholi ke parking se nikalke chala apun mast makhan jaise road pe. Kya road banela hai baap!
Apun ke municipality ke paas bahut maal padela hai, apun ke haath lagjae to sala tin char taj mahal bana daalta.
Fhikar not bhidu apun ke company mein bhi kum paisa nai hai, bahut profit hoela hai. Agle saal Rolls Royce Phantom maangta hai apun ko, Honda Civic sala common man car hogaela hai.
“Yeeee baajooo hatt! Yeda biker kidhar ghusata hai! Janta hai apun kon hai? Dunga ek rakhke samajh mein aaega tere ko!” “Yeda Saaa!”
Time khoti karte hein, paidal bhagana chaiye inko! Bhikari kahinke! Inko to thok dalna chaiye.
Chal apun ke company ka parking aagaela, fhir gate pe time khoti, apun ka thobda yaad karne ka na… roz roz kaiko laptop pass dekhte hein, apun ka hero mafhik chaira yaad nahi hoela inko?
Hat! Kitna upar jana padta hai parking ke liya, haath dukkhta hai stayring ghooma ghoom ke.
Chal jaldi se sidi utar ke niche se cycle khatam hone se paile ek pakad leneka. Bas sahi, ek aakhri bacha tha mil gaya. Ab bindas cycle pe baitha aur aaram se apne building pahunch gaya.
Mast hai pura down down, peidal bhi nahin marna padenga, bas cycle pe baithe raine ka, Otomatic building ke samne pahuchela hai. Mainat nahin lagta ;). Mast idea lagaya hai company ne.
Ab kya mast lift mein apne cubicle tak jane ka. Ye sala makhi machar ke tarah bhid karte hein log lift mein, apun ko kya, apna to 1st floor, paile hi nikal jaane ka. Ab company lift banela hai to use to karna maangta hai na… sidi kaeko leneka? Bhid hota lift mein to hone de na, apun to 1st floor pe nikal jaana hai, 6th floor waloon ko late hoela hai to sidi se janeka, unka taklif hai, apun ko kya?
Apun ka cubicle bhi bindas AC wala hai, ek dum fultu AC, upar niche pura mast thanda. Fhatak se phone lagaya ghar aur joru ko bol dala ki office pahunch gaela hai; phone bhi free ka, sai hai! Company sab de dala hai apun ko. Fhir apun phone ka speaker mast full volume laga dala speaker pe, aur ek ek karke sab ka status puch dala.
Fhir dost logon ke saath coffee pineka. Free ka coffee, bindas piya char cup, pura pet bharke.
Fhir kya thoda cubicle mein jhak mara, lunch ke baad so gaya aaram ek ghanta. Shaam mast chip khaya canteen jake. Bacha party ke liye chocolate karida aur nikal gaya apun ke gadi mein.
Fhir wahi nautaki traffic! Bus wale road ko jam karele hein. Bhikari log bus mein aate hein! Car lene ka aukat nai hai! Bus mein aate hein, aur traffic jam kar dete hein. Apunke bache log ghar pe wait karele hein ki apun kab chocolate lake aaega aur yeh log slow kar deta hai apun ko. Sab ek ek kidde hein! Saaf kardena chaiye inko!
Chal pahunch hi gaya akhir ghar. Bacha log chocolate khao aur chup chap homework karo, apun ko T20 dekhne ka hai koi disturb nahin karna mangta, samjha kya?
Yieh! Khana laga! Bhook lagi hai apun ko, late kiya to dekhna, samjhi kya? Aaj kal ke gharwalion ka pucho mat, nakhra bahut hai, khana jaise taise bana ke padosh ke aurtoon ke saath gupsap karneko jate hein.
Arre chalu Hogaya! Ab dekh Dhoni kya udata hai! Ye chai la! Khana khake sone ko nahin maangta hai, samjhi na! Kya shot hai baap! Yeh to Dhoni style chaka hai bhidu!
Aur maar! Uda daal! Sahi fhir chaka! Aaj to 20 over mein 400 bana dalo! Haan aur maar! Yeh sala bouncer marta hai, No ball de! Yeda umpire, paisa khake aajate hein! Yeh sab ke sab Gore log bahut hi baiman hote hein! Inko to thok dena chaiye. Arre Yeh kya! Lbw kaise de diya yeh! Match fixers hein sab ke sab! Yeh le fhir se! Hhuatt! Ufff! India haar gai!!!
Chal ab thoda paiir daba de! Neend aarahi hai, kal fhir office jana padega. Petrol kitna menga hogaela hai, car ki servicing bhi karani hai. Zzz….. Zzz….. Zzz.…
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